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Captain America?!

spanglycapsicle:

justamercwithamouth:

spanglycapsicle:

justamercwithamouth:

Wow! I mean, hi! I mean, you’re a hero!

A hero? Well, uh… #ShufflesFeet From what I hear, you’re actually quite the catch too. 

Oh, really? I hope what you heard about me isn’t too bad…


Captain America?!

spanglycapsicle:

justamercwithamouth:

Wow! I mean, hi! I mean, you’re a hero!


Hello Shield! [Open]

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

justamercwithamouth:

misswandamaximoff:

Would anyone like to talk to me? I’m Billy and Tommy’s mom! Any odd jobs? I’m here to help.

Good evening, miss. Welcome t’ SHIELD!

Why thank you Mr. Wilson! I greatly appreciate your kindness.

May I ask what it is you do here at TSI?

That’s where things get a little complicated. I’m acting as a floating assistant, to both the mentors and the students. Is there a job you’d like me to complete?

And if I may ask, what do you do here?

Oh, no, I was just curious. That’s kind of part of my job too- Fury recruited me as an agent for SHIELD. My current job is to watch the students, keep them out of trouble, maybe do coaching, that kind of thing.

Well it’s good to see I’m not alone! I was afraid I was the only one a little unsure of what they were supposed to do. What do you enjoy doing, sir?

Enjoy? Well, the kids aren’t so bad- I hang around them a lot. Most of them get along pretty well, an’ they haven’t run away from me screaming yet, so I’d say I get along with them too. And training some of the kids is pretty interesting- a lot of these kids are stronger than they know. What do you enjoy?

Speaking of the kids…how have my sons been treating you? Do you know Billy and Tommy?

I enjoy spending time with my family, but I also love to watch a good movie and have some ice cream. Favorite flavor: all of them. Do you have a favorite flavor?

I’m afraid I don’t know them very well. I have spoken to Billy’s boyfriend on a few occasions, though- Teddy, I believe his name is? They sure are somethin’ when they’re together.

Oh, I like ‘em all too! I’m just about the same way as you, miss, only I don’t have family…

I’m glad  you’ve been able to run into him! Teddy’s a great kid, and he really knows how to make my son happier than anyone else does. It is something.

No family? Now Mr. Wilson, you know that’s not true. Everyone here at TSI is your family; even me.

Aw, c’mon, miss- a guy like me? What with all I am?

Do you honestly think that? Oh, Mr. Wilson. I know how you feel, more than you could imagine, but it is true. You have a family; a huge family, and we all care for you so deeply.

No matter our faults, our family loves us. If you ever begin to doubt that you have a family, I want you to come and see me immediately.

And you may call me Wanda. May I call you Wade?

Well, miss, that sure is somethin’… And you really mean that? A huge family, even? I mean, I’ve never had much in the way of people caring for me, if we’re goin’ to be honest. And people aren’t so quick to buddy up or get to know me. I’m the weird one, that ‘crazy guy’ of the group. Not many people want to be around some psycho.

And absolutely, miss- er, Wanda.


Come now.

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

Surely there are those who are willing to begin a revolution? To help liberate those who are oppressed? Fear not, for we will protect you.

You mean like the experiments? The ‘lab trash’? The failures?

If you would call them that, certainly.

It’s not what I call them- it’s what they call me.

I am afraid your point is escaping me, if you have one.

I’ve been called an ‘experiment’ for a very long time now- some scientists made me what I am. And it didn’t feel very nice, all the things they did to me. But I’m not just an ‘experiment’- I’m a 'failed experiment.’ And there are others like me too- only some weren’t as lucky. Not everybody got out of those labs in one piece- some never made it out at all. So tell me…what do you know of liberation?


Hello Shield! [Open]

misswandamaximoff:

Would anyone like to talk to me? I’m Billy and Tommy’s mom! Any odd jobs? I’m here to help.

Good evening, miss. Welcome t’ SHIELD!


Come now.

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

Surely there are those who are willing to begin a revolution? To help liberate those who are oppressed? Fear not, for we will protect you.

You mean like the experiments? The ‘lab trash’? The failures?

If you would call them that, certainly.

It’s not what I call them- it’s what they call me.


mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

I wonder, what will you all do when it comes crashing down around you?

It already has.

Not yet.

For me, it’s just as good as gone.


mercenary—bane:

I wonder, what will you all do when it comes crashing down around you?

It already has.


mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

Fear breeds revolution.

Do you feel fear?

I was born in it.

So by being born in it, do you think you have nothing to fear?

My fears are different to those who were born in the light. I was born and raised in hell on Earth. 

So you do feel fear. Then you are prone to making mistakes.

To err is human.

That’s true. But the question is- how big are your mistakes? What do they cost you?


mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

justamercwithamouth:

mercenary—bane:

Fear breeds revolution.

Do you feel fear?

I was born in it.

So by being born in it, do you think you have nothing to fear?

My fears are different to those who were born in the light. I was born and raised in hell on Earth. 

So you do feel fear. Then you are prone to making mistakes.